No contestants should be allowed to use this site as a resource: Automotive Humor, Car JokesVery good idea on the acronyms Alex! I smell a contest idea when we've got a good base of followers!

The have 11 just for Saab:
SAAB
- Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
- Styling Absent After Buyout
- Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
- Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
- Sad Attempt At Beauty
- Send Another Automobile Back
- Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
- Sorry Assed American Buyers
- Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
- Stop Asking About Brakes!
- Sorry As A Bum